Saturday, June 12, 2010

Musings of a Short Hair

After 5 years of wearing a long lock, I had cut it and returned to my young self. The term young meaning reminiscing the old school days no worries of getting dirt on my face, having knee wounds or sporting my fave shirt even if my belly pops around it. Simplicity was the key as long as no one gets hurt.

It wasn’t a big deal to chop off some hair, I mean its hair, and it will grow back. I don’t get it about other females dreading over cutting off their locks. Hmmmm yes hair does make our faces well kinda have an oomph to it. Plus it also fools men of disguising like some people who are cross dressers. Speaking of cross dressers, I just wander why most lesbians are bigger women? They tend to look like oversized children with pigmented nipples. Why do they have to look like that? Well lesbians who are sexy are the scarier ones to me. I have friends like that but beware when they got drunk hahaha. Plus the male specie will have a live show to their pleasing.


before and now

Back to hair! I like mine short thank you very much. Mostly people in college who are used of seeing me long, well criticisms can’t escape. Especially that I’m getting fatter and browner (wait brown can be an adjective? WTH). Yeah plus I really look like the adult version of Dora. I kept on telling myself that karma had backstabbed me since I always despise that kiddie show. Seriously have you seen those episodes? It’s like teaching your kids pointing stuff! Pointing! I’ll stick to my yellow friend Spongebob Sqaurepants.

I did have doubts at first since my mom usually judges me on everything I do. Surprisingly, she jus laughed. It’s like me acting like childish ”daw”. Fine when I act all cute & cuddly that I call childish, which will never happen in a million years. Too much cuteness makes me sick. Examples are those care bears, man it’s like they the worst version of the teletubbies. I can’t even tolerate those teletubbies, hahahha reminds me of the gay purple one that always carry a handbag. When I was in elementary, a few friends of mine like to kick the mascots that visited our school. We would all ran like hell when the person behind the mascot takes off its big head and sends an angry grin on us. Maybe there’s some anti-cuteness in my sytem. My brother also shares the same passion but he’s more of a killer when it comes these.


anti-cuteness system

The good side of having this hair, reminds me of high school a lot! All the comedy and drama I have been through made me what I am right now. Even if I’m still typing this I tend to put any sidelines aka what my brain contains on each paragraph. Memories are all I have right now and these are helpful in times when my emo-ish side breaks loose. Drama queen? Ewwww hate that. Role confusion age I guess is till fresh on my mind. To think this would be the end part when my original topic was about hair!

high shcool reunion

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